Monday, February 25, 2008

Nexus Next

York Hearts FC return to cup duty tomorrow night, when they take on Real Nexus.
Nexus are currently seventh in League One, but the Jambos face a selection crisis with several first-team regulars struggling or unavailable.
Gavstro Aitchison is likely to be out with a back injury, while Sam "Kermit" Outing has pulled a calf.
Adam "Bruno" Burnett and Alan "Ninja" Hardie are also both unavailable, according to Outing.
With such a depleted squad, club chairman and veteran Ian "Walter Kidd" Warner may come out of retirement for the Jambos. If he does so, it will be his first match since the Coronation Cup of 1953.
Kick-off tomorrow is 9pm. Any spectators welcome.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bruno is available for action thus allowing Walter Kidd to leave his boots at home and continue to reminisce over his Coronation Cup game.

Anonymous said...

Above post was by me by the way

Anonymous said...

Great news. Stand down Zico!

Surprised to hear Sam pulled a calf. Apparently he usually needs rohypnol to pull anything!

Anonymous said...

One day he may pull a frog out from his pocket

Anonymous said...

Maybe he'll kiss it and turn it into a princess!

Anonymous said...

what! an Austin Princess car? Or am I just showing my age again? Injury crisis over as member 026 steps into the breech tonight - however, due to a fresh goalkeeping cisis, member 013 will be "the cat" tonight