York Hearts FC went down fighting at the Roko Stadium last night. It all started so well when Ghandi stunned Burton Lane Phoenix with the opening goal early on only for their vetran keeper to pull off some exeptional saves before they started to tear the threadbare Jambos apart. 1-0 after 3 mins became 6-1 after 7!!!!!! Pooor Rich Jono in goal didn,t know what had hit him, but it wasn,t lack of effort or determination on Hearts part, they were torn apart by a younger, fitter and better team. Everyone put maximum effort in to the game and there could have been 7 MOM,s .Kev "batman" Jones and Calum "droopydrawers" Beattie had outstanding games , Rich"Grumpy Arse" Jono was inspired, Alex "Bedo" Beddingham had there keeper wondering what day it was and almost scored from a clearance near his own box, Steve "Stampy" Carroll and Brian "Ibby" Dall kicked shit out of everyone and Gav "Ghandi" Anderson strolled to another MOM performance with a Swashbuckling display and 4 of the five goals scored. The other goal was scored by Ibby with a perfectly placed shot in the bottom corner. No penaltys were missed by the Jambo,s this week but Burton Lane missed from the spot. There player muttered something like "the ugly leeper put him off"
3 forfiet failures this week but the prize, (if there was one) must go to Kev who spent hours making a model of himself which was truer than life itself, Ghandi made apoor "bluetack" effort, Ibby went "Bertie Bassett" and Calum came as himself???? Check out th photo if it worked!!!
Next week you have to bring a photo of yourself when you were 5-6 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 comments:
I resent the poor blue tack bit!! I thought it was a fine piece of art, that wouldnt even have looked out of place in the Tate modern!
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It was closer to a failed auditionee to play the roll of Morphs ugly nephew who was born into the blades of a combine harvester.
But at least it made an appearance.
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