Friday, September 19, 2008

York Hearts "Nailed" by Jetscreen


The York Jambos didn,t turn up till half time at the Roko Stadium last night and a 12-1 half time scoreline just about sums it up!!!!!!! If it wasn,t for Rich "arsey ba...rd" Jono, it could have been more of a cricket score. Half time couldn,t come quickly enough and the shellshocked Jambos didn,t know what had hit them. Steve "Stampy" Carroll gave the Middlesboro equivellant of the Braveheart speech which none of us understood and we went into battle!!!!!!!!!

A 4-2 second half win doesn,t sound that great but what aprformance and it could have ben double figures for the maroons. Slick passing, silky skills and some venemous shooting (no not in the pub) left Jetscreen wondering what had hit them and we left the pitch feeling we had restored some pride in ourselvelves.

Back in the pub only four managed the forfiet of "painted nails", WHERE ARE ALL THE FINES?????

Next week you have to turn up at the pub "Showered, Suited and Booted" It is the last game of the season and awards will be handed out so please can we have full attendance and compliance. Sorry but I didn,t have a photo from last night so I thought I,d put one of the Chairman on so you didn,t forget what he looked like!!! LOL. See you Wednesday Mr Chairman. My resignation is in the post!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't think Ghandi is playing this week and, given that he's won pretty much everything in sight again this year, we're probably best waiting to hand out awards until he can receive him.

SC