Thursday, April 10, 2008

YHFC Jollifications

As this evening's match has an earlier than normal KO (6pm), it has been decided that compulsory attendence in the White Horse for all team players and followers be put into effect after the match. Club sponsor and Landlord, Dan Murphy (28), will be putting on some sandwiches for the gathering and there should be plenty for all as Gav "Gavstro" Aitchison (36) will be unable to attend the event until later that evening due to work commitments. Continuing on the food related theme, there will be the weekly trip to the fine local eating establishment (Tandoori "no immigrants as they have all been arrested" Nights) once the beer drinking ceases in the Horse. That is, of course, assuming they have staff available to serve and cook.
The jollifications are expected to start around 7.30 - 7.45 once the team arrive back from the match.
Alex "Furry Phenomenon" Bedingham (16) has already named the event as "No-one Leaves Until Someone Dies" so make sure you all have your drinking boots on.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

whoever wrote that it really made me chuckle!Here is me saying a big well done to you!

Anonymous said...

Don,t make his head any bigger, he will be applying for a job at "The Press" before long.

Anonymous said...

Badger wouldn't get a job at The Press, it's gone all posh and everything now...